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Joke of the Day
"They asked me where I would be in 5 years... I said I don't know I don't have 2020 vision."
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"Why didn't Ronda go to Prom? she got Holm schooled       [/r/funny told me to go here >.>]"
"How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle? By tying a knot on its tail."
"When I hear the word ""aftermath"" - it always makes me hungry. At school, lunch period followed Math class, so we ate ""aftermath"""
"Consequences One of the more interesting consequences of having watched *Pulp Fiction* before reading *Hamlet*, is that I pictured Marcellus as a big black guy."
"What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula."
"""All men are the same."" Said a chineese woman as she lost her husband in a crowd."
"What kind of vitamin does a pirate take? Vitamin sea."
"Someone on Facebook posted ""Having the BEST DAY EVER!!"" So I posted the Sarah Mclachlan animal cruelty video in the comments"
"I can't stand sitting down"