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Joke of the Day

"Reddit just wouldn't be the same without communist subreddits; They really put the red back into reddit"

"What does Hitler's asshole and the 7 dwarves have in common? They both enjoy Mein Shaft"

"''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No'' said the brunette. ''Okay'' said the blonde ''you start.''"

"A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wrapped wrapped in cellophane.... The psychiatrist says ""well, I can clearly see your nuts"""

"Confucius say: go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."

"If the salesman doesn't come with me on the test drive, I just take the car home and wait for them to come get it. I have so many cars now."

"I'd like to tell you guys a chemistry joke But based on my experience so far in this sub, I'm sure I won't get any reaction"

"- 911,what's your emergency? - I'm out of beer! - That's no emergency. - Chest pain? - We'll send an ambulance. - Make sure they bring beer."

"Why doesn't Santa Clause have any kids? He only comes once a year"

"How do you know if you have an underbite? When your eating pussy and it tastes like shit"