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Joke of the Day
"How to eliminate world hunger and unemployment at once? Let the hungry eat the unemployed."
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"When sitting in traffic behind a good looking gal, ill rear-end her gently to see if I can ignite a romantic comedy."
"If the backup sensor beeping in my car is keeping with the beat of the song I'm listening to I'm probably just gonna hit whatever it is."
"What's the difference between a really comedian and someone who can't complete a joke?"
"It is completely unreasonable that family members are expecting me to remember things like what the names of their kids are. Preposterous."
"International women's day"
"They take Opposite Day seriously here at El Sol. I love sushi/getting paid to eat, but the dead mariachi band is something of a mood-killer."
"Egyptians are quite good at recognizing conmen. They're not falling for that pyramid scheme business again."
"What do you call a Muslim pilot? An Airrab."
"So the other day, my friend told me that I have no idea what irony meant... Which was pretty ironic, considering we were at a bus stop."