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Joke of the Day
"International women's day"
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"My teacher touched me Seriously, his lecture was fantastic"
"*Food hits floor* Little germs: GET IT!!! King Germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds!"
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"What did the man say when he saw the Jewish man stealing his water? ""Water Jew doing?"""
"At jury duty they said, ""You do not have to be fluent in English."" So what you're supposed to do is just guess if the guy is innocent."
"How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony? It ain't hard."
"Whenever somebody calls me ugly, I get super sad and want to hug them. I know life is tough for the visually impaired."
"What kind of a belly button does a German car mechanic have? An Audi"
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