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Joke of the Day

"It's just a game but... last night Tom Brady was sacked more than milk and bread at the grocery store before a snow day"

"I was having a nightmare where a dude said he was going to kill me if I could not make him laugh... so I said... What gas leaves a pirate speechless? . . . Argon"

"The Royal baby weighed in at almost 9 pounds Which is just under $15 US"

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator..."

"What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic."

"What's the difference between incest porn and regular porn? The mute button."

"The only difference between a psychiatrist and a drug dealer is that the drug dealer doesn't make you wait an hour."

"They told me to stay positive.. I told them I have HIV."

"What do you call a nautical plunderer who assists with the flight of an aircraft? A co-pirate"

"What did the black kid get for Christmas? My bike"