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Joke of the Day

"My friend and I saw a hobo sleeping in the park with a memory foam pillow... My friend turned to me and said, ""What a truly lucky man!"""

"I used to be a narcissist... ...but now look at me."

"[restaurant] ME: Bottle of shiraz pls. It's my birthday WAITER: Your birthday? It's on the house ME: [looking up] Do you have a ladder or"

"whats got two legs and bleeds..? Half a dog"

"Hubby: ""Why don't you ever tell me when you have an orgasm?"" Wife: ""I don't want to bother you while you are at work."""

"If someone bumps into you while you are wearing camouflage you have no one to blame but yourself."

"Survival Tip: If confronted by a dinosaur while hiking, politely but firmly explain that it is extinct."

"What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny? There was a thread months ago but i lost it..."

"Why do T Rexes have such bad anger issues? Because their fathers never hugged them."

"What's a gambler's favorite time of day? 10 to 1."