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Joke of the Day
"Who is the president of the United States of America Donald Trump"
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"I am really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y. Credit: Chris Turner"
"I like my coffee like I like my men. Ground up and in the freezer."
"I am woman, hear me say the opposite of what I mean in that tone that means you'd better do what I meant and not what I said."
"Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store? For the watch"
"What do you call a cow who just gave birth? Decalfeinated"
"Finals in college are a lot like plastic surgery walk in with A's and leave with D's."
"Hey dude, want some sodium hypobromite? NaBrO, I'm good."
"Too much of my life is spent trying to think of something to write on people's FB walls for their birthday other than ""Happy Birthday!"""
"I added someone as a friend 2 years ago but they haven't responded. They must be really busy."