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Joke of the Day

"Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm."

"I like my coffee like I make my women. Hot, and bitter."

"23rd Century Scientist: We're sending you to 1889 to kill baby Hitler. Four words: Stick. To. The. Mission. Henry Ford: Yes, sir."

"I was accused of sexual harassment But I couldn't of. Because her ass meant nothing to me."

"I see you have some graph paper. You must be plotting something."

"Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap? He only knows up strokes"

"Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice? Because he's dead."

"I`m not working for Blackberry... But I`ve got a RIM job."

"Every time I don't clog a toilet I feel like I've gotten away with something"

"Is your ass a computer? Because I want to back it up to a 3 inch floppy."