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Joke of the Day
"What's a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !"
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"Everyone wants to see fifty shades of grey Being colorblind fucking sucks!"
"Why did Bill Gates & Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, ""Go fish""."
"XM radio suddenly went to the hospital It's in Sirius condition."
"wife: How was work? [flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said ""abreast""] me:Good"
"My wedding anniversary is next week. Does anyone have an idea for a gift that conveys the sentiment 'our love is priceless' for under $75?"
"Girl: I dumped my last boyfriend cause he always gave short answers. I never knew what he was thinking. That's so annoying, right? Me: Word"
"Crocodiles; these prehistoric beasts can grow up to 20 feet! Although most just grow 4."
"What's a ghost's favorite type of porn? Boookakke!"
"What is brown and sticky? Shit."