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Joke of the Day
"What's a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !"
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"Just texted her ""thanks for choking on me"" I meant ""checking"" but kinda curious what the response is gonna be."
"Non-native English speakers are the number one victim... ...of getting punched in the mouse."
"What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong? 500 Internal Server Error"
"its prettey gutsy that u call urself a salad, potato salad"
"Do you know how Rihanna can tell when Chris has been cheating on her? He has someone else's lipstick on his knuckles."
"You are the toothpaste to my orange juice."
"what lies dead, a hundred feet in the air? a dead centipede"
"I like to remind my kids who's boss by putting a cherry tomato on top of their ice cream sundaes every once in a while."
"HER: You promised me you were over your Bruce Willis obsession. ME: Sorry. Old habits die hard with a vengeance."