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Joke of the Day
"Everyone wants to see fifty shades of grey Being colorblind fucking sucks!"
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"Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game changer."
"What's brown and rhymes with 'snoop?' Dr. Dre"
"wife: What would you do if 9 told you he was gay? me [looking for the remote] Ask him if he's seen the remote"
"A baby seal walks into a club. please dont hate me"
"What happened when the fat woman backed into the airplane propeller? Disaster."
"How does a carpenter effectively build stairs? He thinks one step ahead"
"Guys who are enemies of Putin seem to have the worst luck."
"Mention me in your will. Just give me a shout out or something."
"Don't you guys think that Team America: World Police predicted the terrorist attack in france?"