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Joke of the Day
"What is brown and sticky? Shit."
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"I like my women like I like my golf score Mid eighties and with slight handicap."
"How does a Japanese chihuahua say hello? Konichihuahua"
"A drum set falls out of a tree. Ba-dum-tis"
"What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !"
"Bon Iver just walked into my Starbucks. Wait nope just a super sad cat."
"Anyone ever see Stevie Wonders wife? Neither has he."
"Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration? Because it's a cold day in hell...."
"My minivan has this cool anti-theft system called its a minivan"
"Ever hear about the Latino doctor that collects inkwells? Nobody expects the Spanish ink physician."