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Joke of the Day

"A nun goes to the greengrocer, asking for a cucumber. ""Get 2"" he says. ""So you have one to eat"""

"The bonus of simple origami is twofold."

"What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes? Dishrespectful..."

"what is a woman to cant give birth? bruce jenner"

"The bank robbery would have ended much better for me if I hadn't stopped on the way out at the ATM to deposit the money."

"Does it take more than one Mexican to screw in a light bulb? No, Juan knows"

"Why Doesn't Donald Trump Buy Toilet Paper? Because he has some toilet-toupee."

"Small problem with Donald Trump's like logic. Yes Donald, you can build a wall, yes you can make the Mexican's pay for it. But who's gonna build the wall?"

"Would I miss my leg or my arm more? (me, lying in bed, deciding which to put outside the blanket for the monster under the bed to rip off)"

"/r/jokes pretends that it has more than 1000x as many subscribers as it actually has... as a joke! http://imgur.com/wYy6m"