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"I stayed up all night... Trying to remember if I had amnesia or insomnia"
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"Ash enters battle with his pikachu Ash:""Pikachu use thunder bolt"" Pikachu: ""Your dad is paying the electricity bill?"""
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"How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad? [deleted]"
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"I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward it installs NT 4.0!"
"What happens when Donald Trump takes Viagra? He grows taller."
"What did Jack Frost say at his climax? ""Winter is coming"""