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Joke of the Day

"KAREN ADDISON: CHEAP DATE He took me to McDonald's, backed his car through the drive-through window, so the cashier could be on my side."

"You haven't lived until you've tried to make a bed and the sheets get caught by a ceiling fan and destroy all lamps in the room"

"Why do donut shops not hire security? Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection."

"It still takes me a while before I completely trust any woman whose name is mentioned in ""Mambo No. 5""."

"78% of black people like sex in the shower. The other 22% haven't been to prison yet."

"A kid gets home very distressed..... And says ""mom everyone at school says that im always distracted"" ""FOR THE LAST TIME KID, YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR!!!!"""

"Did you hear about the contest that awarded the winner with a cat? It was a catastrophe."

"Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."

"When Snoop Dogg proposed He got down on bended knee, opened up a box with a ring in it and said: ""Marriage. Wanna?"""

"Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter? Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation."