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Joke of the Day

"KAREN ADDISON: CHEAP DATE He took me to McDonald's, backed his car through the drive-through window, so the cashier could be on my side."

"How do you get alot of people to check out your post? Tag it NSFW and repost it"

"A man goes to a bar with his autistic girlfrien, what happens next is mindblowing... Really guys ? Again ? This is the 3rd clickbait joke today"

"What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures? The Lamp Post."

"What do you call a big Irish spider? Paddy long legs"

"I hate when I walk in on another guy in a bathroom stall and, since we're both on our phones, neither of us notices until I sit on his lap."

"There is a big difference between hating you and losing respect for you."

"Break ups are the worst in China You see her face everywhere"

"So when you say R.I.P. To a dearly departed you are basically saying hey no zombie or walking dead stuff ??"

"About to hit the ball Boss: you said you'd played before? Me: uh yes Boss: that's a putter Me: Is that wrong? Boss: wrong for squash yes"