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Joke of the Day

"I think my dog is gay because he wags his tail every time I suck his dick."

"Why should you never date a French Horn player? Because every time you kiss, they'll try to shove their fist up your ass."

"42.7 percent of all statistics... ...are made up on the spot."

"What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant? Jason's Dale!"

"Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying."

"BEDSIDE CONFESSION Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time. Julie: ""I should warn you, Ted: I've got acute angina."" Ted: ""Your breasts aren't bad either."

"What's green got 6 legs and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you ? A pool table"

"A couple have a lot of sex They challenge each other to see who can have the most sex in a month. The woman wins. Some say she cheated."

"What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection? ....... a quarter pounder with cheese."

"How high is a stoner sailor? Sea Level."