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Joke of the Day
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"".. ..is a shitty way to tell a kid they're adopted"
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"Once upon a time there was a happy woman... But that happened only once and only to one woman"
"A very very short joke Bend over Genie, a wish is a wish!"
"i get ignored so much my name should be terms and conditions"
"I like to sneak a donut into the salad bar so everyone will ask, ""WAIT, THERE'S DONUTS?"" and I say, ""Sorry, last one!"" and then eat it."
"My friend ""Jesus wasn't that special""... After he said that I say ""but he made thousands of people bread"" He turns back to me and says ""so what, hitler made 6 million Jews toast"""
"what do you call a 145 million year old swine carcass? Jurassic Pork Ill show^myself^out"
"Yet another Yo Mama joke Yo mama so dumb she thought ""Ping Pong Balls"" was a Chinese STD."
"He'd make the best firefighter. My friend is the absolute worst at snappy comebacks I guess you could say he's flame retardant."
"Why was epsilon afraid of zeta? Because zeta ate a theta"