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Joke of the Day
"What's DJ Khaleds favourite number? 11 because it has another 1."
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"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... ...those who understand Binary, and those who don't."
"What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker."
"What happened when Hitler got bratwurst juice in his eye? He could Nazi! LMFAO"
"""the immaturity and the copying are my main issues"" I say in a whiny voice as my wife storms out of the counsellors office"
"Why don't Donald Trump's fans care that his wife ripped off Michelle Obama's speech? Because none of them got to the point in school when they explained plagiarism is wrong"
"Two chemists walk in a bar... The first one said: ""Can I have a glass of H2O?"" The second one said: ""I'd like some H2O too"" The second man died."
"Looking forward to his next movie Night at the Mausoleum"
"My girlfriend has been crying for hours now after the loss of a child. She takes The Sims very seriously."
"One man's trash is another man's girlfriend."