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Joke of the Day

"What kind of bagel can fly? A plane bagel."

"If you removed every blade from a 747's engines and laid them end to end, you'd go to prison for rendering useless a $357 million aircraft."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chef ! Chef who ? Chef Bridges !"

"Today at a work a few customers told me they were in denial about the approaching snow storm... I told them to watch out for crocodiles."

"Dating tip: Don't do it, a disturbingly high percentage of people are actually flesh eating insects in human suits. Just stay home instead."

"Your momma so dumb she drove around looking for the App Store"

"I wonder if Southern Belles say ""I do declare"" a lot when they're doing their taxes."

"Just did a spot on imitation of a new born calf while trying to gracefully exit a hammock."

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today!"

"Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral? The guest of honor always shows up late!"