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Joke of the Day

"What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? Both fun to ride just don't let your friends see you doing it."

"Give a dad a fish and save him a trip to Costco. Teach a dad to fish and you can throw wild parties while he's away on fishing weekends."

"Why is there no Windows 9? Because 7 8 9"

"This hot fudge sundae hasn't killed me so it must be making me stronger."

"i'm only a good advice giver from 11pm to 2am central time. any time besides that if you tell me anything i'll just go ""oh."""

"How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb? [OC] Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite."

"What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe? Exoplanets Thought that one up myself."

"Which room in Donalds Trump's house has the thickest walls? his-panic room."

"""We are out of oranges"" he said, fruitlessly."

"I just baptized a bale of hay and now I have a Christian Bale."