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Joke of the Day
"How much is appropriate to tip the police officer who opens the squad car door for you?"
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"My roommate said he gets laid ten times more than me. 0x10=0"
"I named my eraser Confidence... Because it gets smaller after every mistake I make."
"What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!"
"[creation] GOD: You will each have a flaw BAT: I am blind SNAKE: I am deaf DOG: My breath is a little bad"
"What's a shopaholic's favourite boy band? NSYNC"
"Always look both ways before crossing a woman."
"Did you hear about the ghost who was a great football player? No, what about him? He's a spooktacular quarterback."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? (None, they just beat the room for being black)"
"What's a crackhead with no drugs? Crack-a-lacking"