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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road? Because it had a bad motivator!"

"I like to picture my mom in the middle of the crowd at a Wu Tang concert, hands on her hips, just shouting grammar corrections back at them"

"How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse? When they blow, you got no power!!"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but I have no clue how they got in there."

"Have the uneasy feeling there are Baldwin brothers out there I don't know about yet."

"The D word that everyone's been feeling at work is depression. I guessed the wrong word, apparently. Aaaaand there's HR calling me. Brb."

"People ask where I see myself in 5 years But I always tell them that I don't have 2020 vision"

"What did the apple tell the annoying orange? Citrus down."

"Why do /r/Planetside moderators dislike the Death Star II? It's a trap."

"5-year-old: Why do you do chores if you don't like to? Me: The same reason you eat your vegetables. 5: Because Mom is scary? Bingo."