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Joke of the Day
"What's a crackhead with no drugs? Crack-a-lacking"
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"A math joke I'll tell you in a 1/cos"
"How to decide whether to get A Black PS4 or a White PS4! Well it's really quite simple! It's what you prefer! The Black PS4s run faster however the White PS4s have a better future!"
"ME: ""Whoa. Put a combo on that meat locker."" HIM: ""Huh?"" ME: ""Your fly is down, idiot."""
"What do you call a pimp without a cane? A caneless pimp."
"Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer? So he could say he wore it before it was cool."
"Did you hear that the energizer bunny was arrested? He was charged with battery."
"I haven't been laid in so long that the Pope is laughing at me."
"Trying to impress a girl who loves jokes about dead hookers. Give me ur best."
"If my house was on fire and I could only save one thing I would save my Bible So I could burn it myself"