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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasoreass."
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"Son? ""Yes dad?"" If they ever put me on my death bed... I want you to... ""Yes?"" Tell those idiots to put me on a life bed instead wtf"
"Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeves"
"The problem about movies with potential They always fall the hardest"
"While falling down an enclosed space that leads to the laundry room, two heterosexual cats hugged eachother in love embracing themselves before their death. It was CHUTE!"
"Why don't jews have arranged marriage? They have no 'forced kin'. I'm so sorry"
"Go sport ball! Game time! Yelling and outfits! Beer! You guys are bad! We are good! Sports yelling! Bright colors! #sports"
"when i found out i won the World's Saddest Man award i became slightly happy and was immediately stripped of my title"
"The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead."
"I test my smoke alarm batteries by burning the fuck out of everything I cook."