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Joke of the Day
"Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeves"
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"Trying to get this hot girl at the bar jealous, so I'm slow dancing & making out with a potted plant. It's working, she's been staring at me"
"Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east? Because there's a Target on every corner"
"Whats the best thing about dating Nicki Minaj? She won't fall in the toilet if you leave the seat up."
"Bury it... ...it's my dad's 'dead joke'."
"While I'm not much of a cook, I know enough to cut sandwiches in triangles to make them taste better."
"Who Makes More Money, A Prostitute Or A Drug Dealer? A prostitute. Because a prostitute can always wash her crack and resell it."
"56% of Brazil is Covered In Rainforest The rest is covered by Manuel Neuer"
"Epic Tragedy Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."
"Richard and friend arguing Richard makes good point Richard's friend says mark my words Richard Marx"