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Joke of the Day
"I'm like a single electron... Sometimes, when no one is watching, I interfere with myself."
Next Joke
"You got some jokes? What are some good jokes you know? I would prefer ones that aren't too raunchy."
"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the bad part of town? One of them got assaulted."
"Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock? He ran into trafiki."
"How do you keep a redditor in suspense? [removed]"
"Marriage is a three ring circus... Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffer-ring"
"The best writerly advice is to start each paragraph w ""Here's somethin for ya!"" as the reader is now engaged & will follow you anywhere"
"Seen on a prison wall: ""VIRGINITY who says you can only lose it once?"""
"What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless"
"My friend has a thing for sinking ships They go down quicker."