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Joke of the Day
"Last year for Christmas I got a sweater ,for this year I would prefer a squirter or a moaner ."
Next Joke
"Why was the plant embarrassed? It soiled itself. *Buh dum ts* *Dodges tomatoes*"
"[maintains eye contact while slowly rearranging the dishwasher]"
"How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !"
"In Iraq are Kraft Foods discount coupons known as Kraft Dinar?"
"What's long and hard on a black man? The first grade."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not funny."
"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed... 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects..."
"Ken Ham says aliens go to hell because they don't have the Gospel. I disagree. They go to hell because anal probing is an abomination. Vaginal probing is God's way."
"""Open Mike Night"" sounded like a lot of fun until I realised I'd been invited to an autopsy."