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Joke of the Day

"""Open Mike Night"" sounded like a lot of fun until I realised I'd been invited to an autopsy."

"Cecil the lion's brother was just poached in Zimbabwe That family is like the Stark family of the animal kingdom"

"What does Tammy Wynette do to beat the heat? Stands by her fan."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her like an alter boy."

"Calling in sick to work... Me: Im not gonna be able to make it to work today bossman I'm sick Boss: You don't sound sick...? Me: Well, I'm fucking my sister, IS THAT SICK ENOUGH FOR YOU"

"My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up."

"Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)"

"trump is putting everyone who works at goldman sachs in the government so that there's no one left to run GS and they go out of business"

"Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree? ""I'm just here so I don't get find."""

"difference between laugh and sex Teacher: what's the opposite of laughing? Kid: Sex Teacher: How dare you! And why is that? Kid: Because, laughing haha and sex is ahah"