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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !"
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"Where do babies come from? Storks bring white babies. Crows bring black babies. So what brings no babies? Swallows"
"How do you get a blonde to agree to a threesome? (Oc) Tell her she'll see an Eiffel tower if she does"
"How many lives does a German cat have NEIN!"
"Tasty Tattoo My girl just got a tattoo of a turkey on one thigh and Santa Claus on the other. She wants to show that there *is* something good to eat in between Thanksgiving and Christmas."
"I hate people who knock on my door and tell me that I need to be saved or I'm going to burn. Stupid firemen."
"I was gonna make a gay joke... Butt fuck it"
"How come no one tries to blow up the Pope? I thought he was inflatable."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. You should try it, I've lost 3 days already."
"What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years? Second gear."