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Joke of the Day

"Ken Ham says aliens go to hell because they don't have the Gospel. I disagree. They go to hell because anal probing is an abomination. Vaginal probing is God's way."

"My neighbor said his dog was impregnated by my dog Django. I said ""No way, bro."" ""The 'D' is silent"""

"Friends are like snowflakes If you pee on them, they disappear."

"I didn't worry much when my parachute didn't open I didn't understand the gravity of the situation"

"Why did the police beat the black man after he was executed in the electric chair? He was resisting."

"There's way too much blood in my alcohol system today"

"What did the plate say to the other plate? ""dinner's on me"""

"ladies, please don't call me your 'brother' 1. we did not come out of the same vagina 2. odds are i'm trying to get into yours"

"Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license? Because it means they *cantaloupe*"

"I vote we bring 80's music back and forget how to Dougie!!"