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Joke of the Day
"Why was the plant embarrassed? It soiled itself. *Buh dum ts* *Dodges tomatoes*"
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"What is called when a woman gets a sex change? Addadictomy."
"Christopher walked walks in, he sits down and says... Hey. Guy. I threw a hotdog down, the highway. The hooker, was already dead."
"How do you make a door cry? You twist its knob. edit: grammar"
"My girlfriend asked me to act like an animal in bed. So I peed on the pillow."