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Joke of the Day
"What kind of shoes do ninjas use? Sneakers."
Next Joke
"Steps to getting into her pants: 1) Wait for her to fall asleep 2) Take her pants off 3) Put them on yourself 4) Find a top that matches"
"What did the indian boy say to his mom before he left? Mumbai"
"My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off."
"What is the sexiest type of dolphin? A striped tease dolphin."
"I'm on the toilet, and I'm pretty sure I just reached enlightenment. Holy shit."
"What do you call a baseball player who watches porn? A master batter"
"Happy Ramadan to all my Muslim brothers and sisters! This month, lunch is on me."
"Did you hear about the cross-eyed carpenter? He *literally* can't even."
"What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? A dictator."