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Joke of the Day

"I'm on the toilet, and I'm pretty sure I just reached enlightenment. Holy shit."

"Four gay men walk into a bar and there's only one available stool. What do they do? Flip the stool over."

"The good news is, that bag of clothes from 1998 that I still haven't taken to the donation centre...they are back in style now."

"Where do poor noodles live? In the spaghetto"

"Excuse me, do you like graves? Yeah, I dig 'em."

"God said too Joseph, come fourth and be granted with enternal life... Joseph came fifth and got a toaster"

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face."

"Relationship status: I tried to blow a kiss but it wants to just be friends"

"I was going to post a chemistry joke But then I thought ""Na, they won't like it"""

"""I'm a vegetarian but I eat fish."" - People who don't get how definitions work."