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Joke of the Day
"Cutest joke ever What does a red grape tell a purple grape? Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!!"
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"I opened the door to find my friend masturbating. He yelled ""Close the door!"" So I yelled, ""Get inside!"""
"Just did my first stand up comedy routine ever. AMA."
"I would tell a chemistry joke... But all the good ones Argon."
"When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??"
"My physicist gf told me she loves me to the moon and back .... I don't know if she was referring to the Distance or Displacement."
"Sex so bad, Taylor Swift breaks up with you and doesn't even write a song about it."
"What's the temperate inside of a ton-ton? What's the temperature inside of a ton-ton? Lukewarm."
"What do a good bar and a woman have in common? Liquor in the front, poker in the back."
"It only takes a second to show a person how much you feel about them. The police call it indecent exposure, but whatever..."