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Joke of the Day
"This is getting ridiculous. At what point does a newborn learn to change their own diaper?"
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"Calculus derives me crazy!!"
"My wife said she was feeling Light-Headed from a Low Iron Level... So to help her, I raised the Ironing Board to a more Suitable Height..."
"Medical fact If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chance of a stroke. If you let her finish the bottle, she'll probably suck it as well! haw haw haw"
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles."
"I used to date a chick liked it when I made her angry while we were in bed. She was into hardcore scorn."
"I have a work fetish I never come too late."
"""Fuck unions!"" he furiously typed... On his day off."
"What do you call a man with his arm up a horses butt? An Amish mechanic."
"""Dad, I cant sleep."" Dad: [enters chugging a Monster] SLEEP IS DEAD. GET A JOB. ""Dad Im seven-"" Dad: SO WERE THE DWARVES BUT THEY HAD JOBS."