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Joke of the Day

"My friend told me he wanted to join the Spanish Inquisition the other day. I managed to Torquemada it."

"Harry says to Hermione: ""Hey Hermione, guess how I got my dick to be 12 inches?"" Hermione sarcastically responds: ""I don't know Harry... Magic?"" Harry: ""I folded it in half."""

"Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine, the wooden doors and the wooden chassis? It wooden go."

"Why does carbon monoxide smell like fjbsjko"

"The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar... It was tense."

"what do Chinese people say when it is sunny outside. what do Chinese people say when it is sunny outside i wish it was raining cats and dogs that would be dericious"

"Your mama is so ugly I will slap her face off of her face!"

"I think Bernie would win for sure if he had served in the military and reached the rank of Colonel And he would be sure to get the black vote."

"What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !"

"Enough with the cutesy-chubby sidekicks, 3D animation studios."