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Joke of the Day

"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows!"

"*speed dating* I'm a competitive eater! Date: Are you any good? [grabbing my suitcase, dumping 45 hotdogs on table] funny you should ask"

"Starbucks can't be racist. Almost every drink they serve is black or mixed."

"I had an out-of-body-wash experience in the shower today."

"There must be an easier way to transport long poles across canyons other than walking across a tightrope carrying one pole at a time."

"What do you call an Irish-Canadian? a Mickey Moose"

"*poops blood* ""What the heck I haven't eaten blood in weeks"""

"Ever listened to 90s R&B lyrics? Sex you up? Licky boom-boom down? No wonder none of us know what the hell were doing in relationships"

"Black Lumberjack What tool does a black lumberjack use? An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do?"