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Joke of the Day

"If Hillary debates Trump for 24 hours, what won't you hear? A word of truth."

"Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego."

"I'm a vegetarian and when people say to me ""you know Hitler was also a vegetarian"" it always reminds me how many Jews I've been killing"

"Flying around shitting on cars. Rock on, birds. Livin' the dream!"

"My daughter just said ""I goed potty in the fish bowl"". She is a 27 year old investment banker. Why did she goed potty there?"

"To the first designer to make skirts so tight that a slit had to be added to the back: Good job. Flip flop guy: Go stand in the corner."

"Someone was taken down to the police station after they were caught drinking vodka from a coffee cup while driving. They took a mug shot."

"What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ? To die as a martyr."

"What do you call it when Shatner takes a shit? Tek War"

"Colo, the world's oldest gorilla died today... I guess her heart couldn't handle seeing a baboon about to be in office."