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Joke of the Day
"If Hillary debates Trump for 24 hours, what won't you hear? A word of truth."
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"Be Alert The world needs more lerts."
"What's an ephebophile? A pedophile with a thesaurus."
"What are Mario and Luigis overalls made out of? Denim denim denim"
"Once upon a time there was a Z & D. Then someone tipped Z over. The ND."