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Joke of the Day

"How do you make holy water? Fill a container and boil the hell out of it"

"What's a ghost's favorite sexual act? Booooooooooooookake"

"What animal has bad memory and climbs mountains? A Forgoat."

"The grammar teacher said ""In English, two negatives make an affirmative, but two affirmatives never make a negative."" A student replied... ""Yeah, right!"""

"I rang my boss and asked him ""what is the difference between work and your daugter?"" ""I won't be coming into work today!"""

"If I'm ever on life support, unplug me, let me sit for 15-30 secs, plug me back in and see if that works."

"This guy just rubbed up against me so hard in line at Starbucks now I know what an altar boy feels like."

"How does one enter a brothel in Westeros? Through the Hodor"

"Why was the rooster going to the urinals? Because that's where all the cocks hang out!"

"Was giving a door counselling. We didn't get anywhere at first but he soon opened up to me."