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Joke of the Day
"They say parrots don't like change... So you could that they are very right-winged."
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"Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment? Because business is booming."
"Apple is trying to market its new iPod to the lower demographic with a newly named device ... ... however they decided ""iTouch Kids"" was not a good name."
"What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to? Hahaharvard"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ""U"" and ""I"" together."
"but how do I know if a guy hates me FOR ME"
"My new coloring book, How To Tell The Woman You Love You've Been Living In Her Shrubs For A Year, comes out on tUESsdhay martha i love you"
"Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied'er. (SFW)"
"A man walks into a bar. He goes ""I really shouldn't be walking through a building site"" and leaves."
"We should remove the warning labels from everything and let the stupidity problem take care of itself."