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Joke of the Day

"Sad that 25 years ago Homer Simpson seemed like a looser in American culture and now it's like: ""Whoa...that guy has a job AND owns a home?"""

"A magician walks down the street... and turns into a pub"

"Him: Hi Me: I bet you say that to all the girls"

"Wow bro, that pot leaf tattoo on your neck really makes the colors of your Burger King uniform pop."

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible."

"Gay jokes aren't funny. Butt fuck it."

"I wonder what the chimpanzee who will one day feast on your eyes and fingers is doing today."

"CW: I like your scarf. Me: Thanks, it's a CVS receipt. I didn't know what else to do with it."

"just Facebook stalked the sister of the new boyfriend of the last girl who dated my ex. I'm just as confused as you are"

"a man walked into a bar nd he asked for a drink of whiskey and da barman sed, ""do u want whiskey or whisky?"" nd da man sed, ""i dont hear da diffrence!!!!"""