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Joke of the Day

"When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $4.95 a minute."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that understand Binary and those that don't."

"If we are a country committed to free speech then why do we have phone bills?"

"My standards for women are way too high You could almost say they're... Double standards"

"Did you know you can break your nose if you squint hard enough? I did it on the bus today and some Asian guy punched me in the face!"

"Thank you Lady GaGa for making meat suits popular again...Just pulled mine out of the closet... Still fits after all these years."

"TIFU by not posting in the correct subreddit."

"Why did the hacker start selling his services? So he could make his 4Chan."

"It's crazy how sexist the postal service is. I guess that's natural with such a mail dominated industry."

"woman vs Food would be a very boring show where she gazes wistfully at the dessert menu and sighs."