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Joke of the Day

"An 8 year old just asked me why people in electric cars don't get electrocuted when it rains and now we're checking Google"

"In honor of Nelson Mandela Day Someone opened up a tire shop down the road from where I live and named it after the late Nelson Mandela. They named it ""Mandela's Apartires R Us"""

"Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space."

"Back to Yo mama jokes Yo momma so fat kids had to run around her for track and field!"

"Why do you get aroused when you look in the mirror? Because your dick thinks you're a pussy too..."

"What did Clinton tell the FBI? ""I did not have classified relations with that server!"""

"Grizzlies are emerging from hibernation, so hiking in groups of 3 or more is recommended. Also not being the slowest one of the group."

"I always sigh and say ""I love you,"" followed by a long silent pause just to see how bad telemarketers really want the sale."

"""Will you just be doing simple abductions? Do you need soundproofing? Shackle package?"" - van salesman"

"The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense."