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Joke of the Day

"[OC] where did the cavemen live? Neandertown!"

"If there were no food left what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams."

"5 scientists out of 6 say that russian roulette is safe"

"Money can't buy you happiness. But it can buy you burritos and a Slip N' Slide. So you do the math."

"I used to think drinking alcohol was bad for me... So I gave up thinking."

"What is small furry and smells like bacon? A hamster."

"When is a school paper not a school paper? When it's turned into the teacher."

"What are the names of the first two men to get married under the new Irish gay marriage law? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick"

"Think bobcats prefer to be called robertcats?"

"If I were Jesus I would be seriously spooked by all the buildings with giant crosses."