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Joke of the Day
"If I were Jesus I would be seriously spooked by all the buildings with giant crosses."
Next Joke
"Girl, are you a parking ticket? Because I want to throw you aside and forget about you forever."
"My doctor is so young that, when I need them, he just comes in the room shouting, ""Shots! Shots! Shots!"""
"I always appreciate a good pun, but never geographical ones There's Norway I'd sink Oslo as that"
"So there I was hanging from the ledge... When I thought ""hold on a minute..."""
"Took a random unmarked pill I found on the floor because times are tough and no matter what happens it'll make for good tweets."
"Police responded to a call where the husband was beating his wife with a flashlight... The man was charged with assault; flashlight charged with battery."
"Why did Moby Dick join a heavy metal band? He could really whale."
"A 3 legged dog walking into an Old West bar. He says... I'm lookin for the man that shot my Paw."
"What happens in Vegas never happens to me."