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Joke of the Day
"When is a school paper not a school paper? When it's turned into the teacher."
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"I just ran 3.5 miles in 30 minutes! Ha! Just kidding, I ate some ice cream."
"What does a astronaut put in a sandwich? Space Jam"
"Every time you sing ""What a Friend We Have in Jesus"" I'm reminded how much I disapprove of My son's friends."
"[boardroom] ""Now hear me out. They're Teenage.."" Ok ""Mutant.."" I like where this is going ""Ninja.."" Noun me, Graham! ""Turtles"" You're fired"
"How do you stop ISIS? Leave some milk in the sun for a few days."
"Life without geometry... is pointless"
"""As seen on tv"": Get two pieces of crap that don't work for the price of one."
"If I had a dog, I'd name it Syndrome. I'd teach it to jump up on people just so I could shout ""Down, Syndrome!"""
"I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs."