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Joke of the Day
"What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst? God Dam It!"
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"Toy idea: Remote control car that you can sit in & control from the inside."
"Twitter should allow you to select the font your tweets appear in; thus giving me yet another thing to judge you by."
"What gets harder as you beat it? A penis."
"As Winston Churchill once said, ""Wait a minute -- I never said this."""
"Whenever I shoot something into the trash, I yell ""Kobe!"" But then, my friend follows up by yelling ""Jack!"" I don't get what he's trying to say, but he sure is acting cheesy."
"What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS? They both hate the French press"
"What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears? A gf gif gift grift"
"Did hear about the explosion at the Kosher bread factory in Berlin? It was a challahcaust."
"What would bears be without Bees Ears"