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Joke of the Day
"Toy idea: Remote control car that you can sit in & control from the inside."
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"What's the difference between the calendar and you? A calendar has a date on Valentine's day."
"""Vintage designer purses are not a retirement plan,"" says my accountant while rubbing his temples."
"What's the difference between toilet paper and toast? Toast is brown on both sides."
"After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F."
"Why was six afraid of seven? (twist) Because seven was a registered six offender."
"I'm starting to think some of you are actually on Facebook. You know we just joke about being Facebook right?"
"The best joke of all time. Women's rights."
"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.... and a mop."
"What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist? Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door."