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Joke of the Day

"Did hear about the explosion at the Kosher bread factory in Berlin? It was a challahcaust."

"I was going to confess to this girl, until I found out that... Oops, wrong sub. Was meant to post this on /r/atheism."

"If I ever become a filthy millionaire, I'm gonna string 50 smartwatches together and create a batman belt of gadgets out of them I know it's a waist of time, but it'll be worth it."

"I recently heard a great joke about a boomerang, but not sure how it went. It'll come back to me."

"What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising."

"An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. 'What are you doing' he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover 'See I told you he was stupid'"

"A boy was sent home from school for saying the C-word His mum said to the kid: 'that wasn't clever was it?' &nbsp; The boy replied 'no, it was cunt'"

"..... Ya see we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?"

"What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ? John."

"The baby in the car next to me is either unable to control his arms or hes throwing me gang signs. Im not taking any chances. *locks doors*"