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Joke of the Day

"Why is it never hot in churches? Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now...."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way :("

"What's brown, squishy, and something a weak minded baby would eat weed brownies."

"Oh Thursday, you teasy bitch you."

"Pessimist: This can't get any worse. Optimist: Yes it can!"

"Ellen Pao reminds me of this guy I know... His name is OP"

"A ship carrying red paint collided with another that was carrying purple paint Both crews were marooned"

"Did you know the Hulk has a lesser know super hero cousin with depression? Yeah, he's called the Incredible Sulk. #momstandup"

"Hebrew Jokes How do you get a Jewish number........ you role up her sleeve"

"Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!"