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Joke of the Day
"Why is it never hot in churches? Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now...."
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"My wife has this mood ring... It turns green when she's happy, blue when she's calm, and when she's angry it leaves a big red mark right on my forehead."
"What has 10 letters and starts with Gas? Automobile"
"Dressing up as the grim reaper while at work in the ER is not amusing says HR. So uptight."
"SPOILER ALERT: I just had a piece of metal fitted to the back of my car to reduce drag and increase fuel efficiency."
"Someone just called for cleanup in the dairy aisle but I'm the only one here so I dropped the jug of milk I was holding and ran"
"Everyone in my house has diarrhea I guess it runs in the family"
"A man was arrested for taking drugs in the UAE He got stoned..."
"Man it's nuts today, I've killed over a dozen zombies and I have one question: Why were they all holding bags of candy?"
"What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back? You discussed me."