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Joke of the Day

"My wife has this mood ring... It turns green when she's happy, blue when she's calm, and when she's angry it leaves a big red mark right on my forehead."

"Sometimes when I'm down on life, I think to myself... ""At least I'm not addicted to crack."" And then I feel alot better about myself."

"""What's the difference between a blow job and a sandwich?"" Me: ""What's the difference between a blow job and a sandwich?"" Her: ""I don't know"" Me: ""Want to come over to my house for lunch?"""

"How did the tugboat get aids... It was rear-ended by a fairy."

"I'm not saying I'm antisocial, but even when someone asks me how I'm doing I just tell them to Google it."

"Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ? They were Holo-costly"

"Eat for free at any restaurant by disguising yourself as a trash can."

"Why did Michael Jackson invent the Moonwalk? It was a great way to get out of kids' bedrooms unheard."

"Why did the book join the police? He wanted to work undercover."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."